Slaughtered countless enemies just to get a non-existent reward.
Gained full access to killing simulation rooms.
Strategically moved and timed actions to destroy enemies more effectively.
Boy
Cruelly impaled two cypher beings with a sharp object.
Realized that there is no better program than superhot.exe.
Became part of the cult.
Probably deliberately made a katana and a projectile collide.
Jumped a lot to find hidden terminals.
Transformed into a precise killing machine.
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Been
Frantically waved your weapon left and right in order to feel like an action movie hero.
Came to a certain realization about yourself.
Seen a gruesome sight of an exploading head more than 100 times.
Good
Demonstrated utter desperation and addiction to the system.
Turned into a cog in an advertisment campaign.
Experienced a direct contact with the system.
You've
Encountered a disconnection bug.
Probably accidentaly made two projectiles collide.
Squashed, broke and smeared an enemy under your heavy boots.
Proven your skill in killing Red Dudes in weird ways.
Transformed into a precise killing machine in Real Time!
